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The View from Penthouse B
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Publication Date : 4/16/2013
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin
Language : ENG
ISBN : 9780547840628
Synopsis : Two sisters recover from widowhood, divorce, and Bernie Madoff as unexpected roommates in a Manhattan apartment in the latest from Elinor Lipman, "the last urbane romantic" (Julia Glass).
File Size : 2.00 MB
Text to Speech Enabled
Audience : General Adult
<P>Fort Necessity</P>

Since Edwin died, I have lived with my sister Margot in the Batavia, an Art Deco apartment building on beautiful West Tenth Street in Greenwich Village. This arrangement has made a great deal of sense for us both: I lost my husband without warning, and Margot lost her entire life&#8217;s savings to the Ponzi schemer whose name we dare not speak.

&#160;&#160;&#160;Though we call ourselves roommates, we are definitely more than that, something on the order of wartime trenchmates. She refers to me fondly as her boarder&#8201;&#8212;&#8201;ironic, of course, because no one confuses a boarding house with an apartment reached via an elevator button marked ph. In a sense, we live in both luxury and poverty, looking out over the Hudson while stretching the contents of tureens of stews and soups that Margot cooks expertly and cheerfully.

She takes cookbooks out of the library and finds recipes that add a little glamour to our lives without expensive ingredients, so a pea soup that employs a ham bone might start with saut&#233;ed cumin seeds or a grilled cheese sandwich is elevated to an entr&#233;e with the addition of an exotic slaw on the plate. We mostly get along fine, and our division of labor is fair: cook and dishwasher, optimist and pessimist.&#160;

Margot has turned herself into a professional blogger&#8201;&#8212;&#8201;or so she likes to announce. Her main topic is the incarcerated lifer who stole all her money, and her readers were primarily her fellow victims. I use &#8220;were&#8221; instead of &#8220;are&#8221; because visitors to dwindled to zero at one point. The blog produces no money and has no advertisers, but she says it is just as good for confession and self-reflection as the expensive sounding board who once was her psychoanalyst.
When asked by strangers what I do, I tell them I have something on the drawing board, hoping my mysterious tone implies Can&#8217;t say more than that. So far, it&#8217;s only a concept, one that grew out of my own social perspective. It occurred to me that there might be a niche for arranging evenings between a man and a woman who desired nothing more than companionship. The working title for my organization is &#8220;Chaste Dates.&#8221; So far, no one finds it either catchy or appealing.
Best-case scenario: I&#8217;d network with licensed matchmakers and establish reciprocity. They&#8217;d send me their timid, and I&#8217;d send them my marriage-minded. Might there be singletons with a healthy fear of intimacy versus the sin-seekers of I hope to find them.

Everyone I&#8217;ve confided in&#8201;&#8212;&#8201;my younger sister, Betsy, for example, who has a job in banking in the sticky, bundling side of mortgages&#8201;&#8212;&#8201;hates the idea and/or tells me I&#8217;m thinking small. She&#8217;s the sister who is always alert to rank and ambition. Her husband is a lawyer who didn&#8217;t make partner, left the law, and teaches algebra in a public high school in an outer borough of New York. You&#8217;d think she&#8217;d brag about that, but she doesn&#8217;t. Occasionally I catch her telling someone that Andrew went to law school with this president or that first lady and neglecting to mention his subsequent career. I usually tell her later, &#8220;You should be proud of what he does.&#8221;

&#8220;Algebra?&#8221; she snarls, despite the fact that, unlike the progeny of a lot of New Yorkers who spend a fortune on tutors, both of her children excel in math. Edwin was a public school teacher, so I expect a little more sensitivity. These conversations push Chaste Dates further into oblivion. Still in mourning, I am easily overwhelmed.

Margot is divorced from Charles, a too-handsome, board-certified physician with an ugly story, who calls our apartment collect from his country club of a prison. He was/is a gynecologist, now under suspension, with a reckless subspecialty that drew the lonely and libidinous. Patients came with an infertility story and left a little ruddier and more relaxed than when they arrived. Who were these women, Margot and I always marvel, who knew how to signal, feet in stirrups, that a doctor&#8217;s advances would be deemed not only consensual but medical? Yes, Charles partnered with a sperm bank, whose donors were advertised as brilliant, healthy, handsome men with high IQs, graduate degrees, and above-average height. And, yes, the vast majority of his practice was artificial rather than personal insemination. But for a few, the main draw was Charles himself, a silver-haired, blue-eyed, occasionally sensitive man, the kind of physician women put their faith in and develop a crush on. Overall, it was lucky that Charles suffered from borderline oligospermia&#8201;&#8212;&#8201;in layman&#8217;s terms, a low-to-useless sperm count. Did he know? Of course. We&#8217;re not sure how he framed these trespasses, but some patients must have told themselves that a doctor&#8217;s fleshly ministrations, midcycle, were donorlike and ethical in some footnoted way, imagining the top-notch child and possible romantic entanglement that his DNA could yield. His bedside talents were such, apparently, that satisfied customers came back for subsequent treatments. Luckily, only one procedure took, only one child was conceived, one son eventually revealed through due diligence. Charles might still be practicing amorous medicine, except that his unknowing bookkeeper charged the paramours a fee commensurate with an outside donor&#8201;&#8212;&#8201;five thousand dollars, the going rate at the time&#8201;&#8212;&#8201;and thus fraud of a punishable, actionable kind. &#8220;Fraud&#8221; on the books; &#8220;malpractice,&#8221; &#8220;adultery,&#8221; &#8220;grounds for divorce,&#8221; and &#8220;sin&#8221; everywhere else. Margot left the day he was rather publicly arrested. Her settlement was enormous. She bought her penthouse, invested the rest catastrophically, and resumed the use of her maiden name.

Edwin died one month before turning fifty, without getting sick first, due to a malformation of his heart valves that proved fatal. One morning I woke up and found that he hadn&#8217;t, a sight and a shock that I wonder if I&#8217;ve yet recovered from.

Even twenty-three months after his death, his absence is always present. People assume I am grateful for the memories, but where they&#8217;re wrong is that the memories cause more wistfulness than comfort. It&#8217;s hard to find a subject that doesn&#8217;t summon Edwin, no matter how mundane. All topics&#8201;&#8212;&#8201;music, food, movies, wall colors, a stranger&#8217;s questions about my marital status or the location of the rings on my fingers&#8201;&#8212;&#8201;bring him back. I haven&#8217;t seen much progress in two years. Keeping someone&#8217;s memory alive has its voluntary and involuntary properties. You want to and you don&#8217;t. You&#8217;re not going to hide the photos, but neither will you relocate the images of his formerly happy, healthy, smiling face to your bedside night table.&#160;

Amateur shrinks are everywhere. &#8220;Ed wouldn&#8217;t want you to be staying home, would he?&#8221;&#8201;&#8212;&#8201;to me, who never called him Ed. And, &#8220;If it was you who had died, wouldn&#8217;t you want him to find someone else?&#8221; They mean well, I&#8217;m told. I think Edwin actually would be glad I haven&#8217;t remarried, dated, or looked. He wasn&#8217;t a jealous husband, but he was a sentimental one.

It&#8217;s good to be around Margot, an amusingly bitter ex-wife. She loathes Charles so I join in. We enjoy discussing his felonious acts, a subject we never tire of. Hating Charles is good for her and oddly good for me. We often start the day over coffee with a new insight into his egregiousness. Margot might begin a rant by saying, &#8220;Maybe he chose to be an ob-gyn just for this very purpose. Naked women, legs open, one every twenty minutes.&#8221;&#160;

The summing up of his character flaws often leads one of us to say, usually with a sigh, that it&#8217;s just as well Charles didn&#8217;t father a child inside their marriage. Imagine trying to explain his behavior to a son or daughter of any age? Imagine having a jailbird for a father. That, of course, reminds me that Edwin and I tried, but without success and without great commitment. For years, Margot urged me to consult Charles, but who would want to be seen by a brother-in-law in such an intimate arena? Knowing now about his modus operandi, that I might have given birth to my own niece or nephew, I am forever thankful that I resisted. Lately Margot is juicing up her blog by admitting that her ex is the once-esteemed physician-felon who was a tabloid headline for a whole season. As the subject tilts from the recession to his unique brand of adultery, she&#8217;s won new readers. Though she&#8217;s not much of a stylist, her writing is lively and her pen poisonous in a most engaging way.

Living here is interesting and soothing. It&#8217;s a beautiful apartment with what Margot calls &#8220;dimensions.&#8221; Hallways veer this way and that, so you can&#8217;t see from one end of the apartment what&#8217;s going on in the other. The building has doormen, porters, and a menagerie of fancy purebred dogs. Edwin and I lived more modestly in a ground-floor, rent-controlled one-bedroom on West End Avenue. The Batavia shares its name with a Dutch ship that struck a reef off the coast of Australia in 1629. Amazingly enough, most of its shipwrecked passengers survived.

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